Attention webmasters and marketing pukes:
If you have something that is important to put into a page, write it down, put in a picture, or put in some no-sound Flash file if you must. Do not ever, EVER put auto-playing sound on a web page. However if you are so completely compelled to put sound on a page, realize that you need to put an obvious means for turning off the sound. If you fail to do so, I am going to rent one of those giant fucking trucks that is essentially one giant speaker, a mess of Klieg lights, and I'm going to fucking park outside your house and loop broadcast your precious motherfucking soundbite right at your house (and by default in this situation, all of your neighbors' houses, simultaneously), with breaks every fifteen minutes to let your neighbors know why they're suffering.
It's because of you. It's your fault, you brought this on them and yourself.
It is then my fond hope that a chapter of Hell's Angels will ride over your prone form in rapid succession.
If you have something that is important to put into a page, write it down, put in a picture, or put in some no-sound Flash file if you must. Do not ever, EVER put auto-playing sound on a web page. However if you are so completely compelled to put sound on a page, realize that you need to put an obvious means for turning off the sound. If you fail to do so, I am going to rent one of those giant fucking trucks that is essentially one giant speaker, a mess of Klieg lights, and I'm going to fucking park outside your house and loop broadcast your precious motherfucking soundbite right at your house (and by default in this situation, all of your neighbors' houses, simultaneously), with breaks every fifteen minutes to let your neighbors know why they're suffering.
It's because of you. It's your fault, you brought this on them and yourself.
It is then my fond hope that a chapter of Hell's Angels will ride over your prone form in rapid succession.
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