existentialist writers

topic posted Thu, August 5, 2004 - 11:54 PM by  Cecily
I totally fucking hate existentialist writers.

They are mindless fools who refuse to lament the loss of their hearts, as they crucify everyone they observe with the rusty stakes of European intelectualism. They claim to be fallen angels from a hypnotic realm of truth beyond words, conveying their seemingly-zen pictures from the surreal life.... but really they are leaches that suck the life out of life and regurgitate shit! Castrated of their impitus for emotion and left to indulge themselves in selfish diatribes about nothingness, they are nothing but stale, white privilaged alcoholics. They contemplate themselves like Naricssus staring into deep water... from an immobile stance of stagnate energy- missing the point and dancing on the cusp of drowning in their own stupidity.

Jean-Paul Sartre can suck my cunt. Fuck 'im and his fucking friends.
posted by:
Cecily
  • Re: existentialist writers

    Fri, August 6, 2004 - 3:48 PM
    Um...Sartre is sort of unable to do that right now...
    • Re: existentialist writers

      Fri, August 6, 2004 - 4:36 PM
      And thank you for that mental image too.
      • ZOMBIE SATRE CUNNILINGUS

        Sat, August 7, 2004 - 8:48 AM
        ...
        • Re: ZOMBIE SATRE CUNNILINGUS

          Sat, August 7, 2004 - 5:21 PM
          Hell is not being able to eat other people's BRAAAAIIIINSSSS . . . (and yes, I'm ignoring the image of zombie sex, why do you ask?)
          • kinki rant: minors stay out

            Sat, August 14, 2004 - 5:42 PM
            First of all, Margo: you..... seem rather slicingly witty, but... my question is do you like existentalism (why?)? You have a delightfully dour wardrobe in yr profile, and I'm wondering if the decor is the same inside yr head.

            Second of all, K.D.: Assuming I was imagining Sartre ALIVE in my IMAGINATION, I can see no more pleasurable power trip to than to kneel over the face of the tortured egotist and ride him home like a pony. might teach him something.

            And Sugarlipps: I'll deal with you later.
            • Re: might teach him something.

              Sun, August 15, 2004 - 12:58 AM
              I think your discourse on riding his face like a pony is, quiet simply, the best thing I have ever read about Sartre. Of course, in the interest of fairness, I'll have to make a quick trip to rec.existentialist.writers.subdom.oralsex but I'm pretty sure you'll still make the top ten afterwards.
          • Re: ZOMBIE SATRE CUNNILINGUS

            Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:25 PM
            is it necrophillia if it's a zombie?
            • Re: ZOMBIE SATRE CUNNILINGUS

              Thu, August 26, 2004 - 8:49 AM
              Yes, but it's only good if it's an adult zombie. Has to be consenting adult necrophilia, no pedonecrophilia allowed.
              • Re: ZOMBIE SATRE CUNNILINGUS

                Sat, August 28, 2004 - 4:32 AM
                You know, it's reading words like pedonecrophilia at 5:30 in the morning that really make being a part of Tribe.net worthwhile.

                . . . and I'm sort of praying you just made that one up on the fly.

                (in other news, you have managed to make my day a little brighter with the thought of zombie children)

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